|Know why I fly over the sea?|
Because if I flew over the bay -- I'd be a bagel. Ha ha ha ha ha!
|Know why I hold up one foot?|
Because if I held up two -- I'd fall over. LoLoLoL!
|What's got six legs and can fly? Us! Ha ha ha!|
|What's the best time to buy a parrot?|
When they're going cheep! Ha!
|Composing a tweet right now. :-)|