|Female (front) and male (rear) northern shoveler ducks, Anas clypeata. They get their common name from the over sized shovel-shaped bills. Click to enlarge.|
What do you call a duck with a drug problem? -- Quackhead!
What happens when a duck flies upside down? -- It quacks up!
When do ducks wake up? -- At the quack of dawn!
A man in a theatre notices a duck sitting next to him. He says, "Hey -- what's a duck doing at the movies? The duck replies, "I thought the book was really good."
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